Finn and Charlie are back! And yes, there is a statue of Victor Noir at Père LaChaise, and it looks like this. Eric and I went there. I did not grope any statuary. And neither would Charlie! Why? Because Charlie and I know that it is not any old good luck that the women of Paris are seeking when they assault the bronze likeness of a dead man; it is the search for fertility, or a husband. As gay and happily married men, we are not looking for either.

However, I will say what my drawing does not convey: Victor Noir was a handsome man.