I am cool enough for the internet.

So have you heard? I’m offering illustrations and mix CDs. Maybe you have not heard yet because this is the first time you’ve gazed below the comic to read my words. Sure. I know you are not here for the prose.

Let’s say you’d like an illustration of Finn and Charlie punching a bunny… or Finn and Charlie as the Walrus and the Carpenter… I will draw this for you! All you have to do is donate to the Chicago Independent Radio Project to help bring a new independent radio station to Chicago!

And the mix CDs — well my tastes are pretty broad but tend toward indie rock. Tell me what you want. Do you want to dance? Do you want to mope? Do you want to mope and dance at the same time? Do you want to lie in bed and contemplate the impossibility of the universe?

Read my post below for full details.