Oops
So I used to be a teacher of English as a foreign language, and while this exact thing never happened, similar things did. There’s always some advanced student whose trying to figure out how creative he can be with the language. And there’s always a beginning student to laugh at the physical comedy.
I’m calling these two Klaus and Maria.
Also, I did spill cream on my pants a at work couple of weeks ago. Fortunately, no one was there to see it but me.
Hey, I’M a teacher of English as a Second Language. It’s official: I’m gay, and so is English.