Hey kids. Happy Valentine’s Day! I feel a need to say that even though I’ve never been a big fan of Valentine’s Day. Oh sure, I like a nice romantic dinner or whatever, but I don’t want to have to do it on the day THE MAN tells me I should. Maybe Tuesday isn’t convenient for me, OK? Also, I dislike the way Valentine’s Day seems to make big deal out of who’s in relationships and who’s not.

Anyway, here, have a non-romantic comic.