John John… the piper’s son?
I’ve never met anyone named “Biff,” “Buck,” or “Candy,” but I did have a professor named “Misty,” and I grew up with a “Buffy”. “Buffy” was just a nickname, but “Misty” was my professor’s given name. Parents, when you name you children, please remember that some day in the future they will want someone to take them seriously.

I used to know a girl named “Stormy”…
A friend has an ex-sister in law named “Stormy.”
The name always makes me think of that line from Bloom County:
“Hi, I’m Stormee, with two Es!”
“I’m appalled, with two Ps.”