As promised! A second comic this week. Did you know this was a second comic? No? Quick, go back and read Tuesday’s comic. Do it now!

So anyway, the article referred to here really does exist. I don’t have the link handy. I’m sure there are alcoholic teenagers, as there always have been, and I’m sure some of them do weird desperate things, though it’s probably not a rampant as the article made it seem. (Also, a friend told me this idea of the vodka suppository is nothing new.) And yet, and yet… what is WRONG with people?

Anyway, happy Thanksgiving.