I wrote this comic this weekend, and then Land’s End sent me a catalog today; I was absentmindedly flipping through it, and whoops, there were the turtlenecks, right in the middle. But I guess if anyone still sells turtlenecks, it should be Land’s End, right? I mean, I remember a time when turtlenecks were sold everywhere.

I feel like filling my life with brown and gold turtlenecks as a powerful 1970’s statement.

That’s probably not practical.

Hey, here’s a picture of Hugh Hefner in a turtleneck (courtesy of the local Chicago blog Calumet 412). Did you know Hef was once young? I mean, I suppose I knew he had been—you know, logically—and yet somehow that picture was a surprise to me.

Let’s all wear turtlenecks tomorrow.