Maybe you should just go find a new gym, OK?
Hey kids. Happy Valentine’s Day! I feel a need to say that even though I’ve never been a big fan of Valentine’s Day. Oh sure, I like a nice romantic dinner or whatever, but I don’t want to have to do it on the day THE MAN tells me I should. Maybe Tuesday isn’t convenient for me, OK? Also, I dislike the way Valentine’s Day seems to make big deal out of who’s in relationships and who’s not.
Anyway, here, have a non-romantic comic.

An author once told me how laughable he found the idea of Valentine’s Day in modern times.
We live in a time where love is pretty much the most important thing for a lot of people, so we really don’t need to set aside a day to celebrate love when we celebrate love EVERY DAY.
I had the option of being the crabby single guy this year, but then at my grocery store I came across some valentines cards with Thor on them. I knew immediately that I needed to pass these out along with little conversation heart baggies at work. And I did. And they loved them.
Happy Valentine’s Day 🙂
I agree, Valentine’s Day is the object of far too much fuss. Especially from single people.
“Oh no! It’s Valentine’s Day and I’m alone!”
Is that really any worse than being alone on June 27th? Or Halloween? Or Wednesday?
The cartoon isn’t loading for me–so eager to see it!!
It’s not? I don’t know why that could be—it loads fine for me. Try reloading? Try shift-reloading?
Could be worse. He could have walked in on his brother shaving his chest.