Thank you to everyone who came, said “hi”, bought books, etc, at CAKE! Each one of you is a special flower.

So a note on today’s comic: I actually never say “douche bag”, and haven’t for decades. See, when I was about 10 I learned that word and thought it was an excellent insult. So much fun to say! Doosh doosh doosh DOOSHBAG. So I said it a lot until one day my dad told me I shouldn’t. I asked why not and he said, “Do you know what it means?” I said I didn’t, and he proceeded to tell me what it meant in the most awkward dad-ly way possible, and I have never said the word since. (Happy father’s day!)

In any event, it seemed appropriate for Candy to say in this situation.