This July I was explaining to a friend that I couldn’t get a shirt in the color I wanted, because they didn’t have my size, small. His response: two middle fingers held up emphatically at me. Thanks. It’s taken me years to feel OK about this ridiculously skinny body. What muscles I’ve got have come from years of diligent effort at the gym. No man wants to be skinny. (Woman, maybe, I dunno.) Of course, no one wants to be fat, either. But I think most people are unhappy with their bodies; let’s not deal with that by insulting each other.

Well, SPEAKING of shirts, I will have the naked-Finn shirt up for pre-orders soon. Pre-ordering will insure you can get the size and style you want; I can’t promise I’ll be stocking XXLs or “girly” styles, but I’ll certainly order them for anyone who reorders and requests one.