Charlie buys an aspidistra
Hello! Boy, I am beat. I’m doing a lot of work to get ready for the CHIRP Record Fair. It’s going to be very cool! Our posters and t-shirts this year were designed by Jeffrey Brown. (Want one? Talk to me! Leave a comment and I’ll follow up.)
I will be putting together books and t-shirts for Finn and Charlie are Hitched a little later.
I did buy me and my husband an aspidistra. While I was in the store I kept humming to myself the song “Aspidistra” by the Scotland Yard Gospel Choir. (This is a Chicago band, not an actual gospel choir from Scotland Yard. That would be cool too, though.) The song “Aspidistra” sounds like it could have been done by The Jam. The plant aspidistra is a dark leafy thing that can handle low light and now sits behind the sofa.

Jeff is awesome. Hit me up with prices for the t-shirt and/or poster, as I may want one.
I can’t believe you drew visible nipples on the hunky garden guy! Is that part of Charlie’s elaborated retelling too?
Ha! Interesting question… since it is a retold tale, really any aspect of Charlie’s version is suspect.
I didn’t so much mean for him to be hunky as intimidatingly large. For some reason overly-visible nipples seemed like they should be a part of that.
For what it’s worth, it’s not my first foray into visible nipples.
Rmfao!!! XD
The more I read this, the more I think Charlie and I have in common! Lol.
Thanks, Devon and arelente2!
i loved this one…the garden “help” kinda looks like me when i had long hair…except for muscles, chest hair and “visible nipples”…I guess not at all;-)