I’ve switched the pens I’m using and a couple of other things, and I’m still getting used to that. God forbid I should be consistent.
Anyway, I must confess I did no research for this. Maybe a rabbi would say, sure, it’s no problem to marry two gay gentiles. I suppose it would depend on the type of rabbi. Anyway, that would have gotten in the way of my joke. I’m sure this answer is at least plausible.